HP: #lifeisastruggle
AS: Q) Will I ever have a girlfriend? and If so, when?
CK: this is obviously a difficult prediction to make, because there are so many factors.
HP: Sid's chill to pull ratio is 5:5! of course he's going to get a girlfriend
CK: but will the right girl come along? will Sid actually make a move on her? will she make the move? will he mistake hanging out with a girl as a date?
AS: Well these are questions that sports GMs think about, in a less intimate way of course. Now if Sid decided to be a moron like Ruben Amaro Jr., he would just go for any stupid girl out there and lure her with money.
CK: he'd lure her with food****
HP: personally, i think Sid is a pretty darn good looking dude
CK: Sid's big body is much more muscle than fat, that man is ridiculously strong.
HP: i saw Sid bench pressing 185 pounds as a warm up
AS: Sid probably wants a girl like Katherine Webb.
HP: So are you trying to tell me that Sid will have to settle for a Katherine Web type of gal?
CK: Where is this conversation going...
AS: SETTLE?! Katherine Webb is smoking hot.
CK: As much as Sid pretends to be superficial, personality will be a big factor in his decision
HP: Yeah, I think Sid is a deep, thoughtful, and caring man; If i had a daughter I would hope she ends up with someone like him
CK: he doesn't want some girly girl type. He needs someone like himself: very blunt, straightforward, enjoys food, and preferably workouts at her local gym.
AS: I think Sid is fat.
HP: I heard Sid directed this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TeIm9CeCE0
AS: Yeah i think what Sid needs is the woman that can complement him (not verbally) but someone who can grow into his personality
CK: he needs someone who can verbally call him out because he actually doesn't get annoyed by that
HP: he just needs someone who can cook delicious food
CK: very true
HP: what would you say are Sid's best attributes?
CK: strength, looks, honesty, cooking ability, sense of humor, intelligence...there's like no weakness!
HP: it's the perfect package...would you guys say Sid is a 6 tool player?
AS: yes absolutely
CK: he has the elusive 6th tool that no one else seems to have
AS: which is?
CK: Now, now Aditya, you know SportKop cannot be made liable for letting out Sid's secrets
AS: HAHAHA well I'm telling you this: if i'm a smart girl, i would pick him.
CK: Let's get down to our predictions. its fair to say all three of us agree it will happen at some point, the question is when?
HP: so can we all agree that Sid will end up with a Katherine Webb that is smart and beautiful on the inside?
AS: oh no question
HP: I'm going with the bold prediction: I say within the month of November
CK: very optimistic, i'm sure will sid will enjoy your opinion. Aditya, your thoughts?
AS: Its not something that is entirely on your hands, but I think he'll be a boyfriend draft pick by a smart and a good looking female GM by the summer of 2014; a summer fling of sorts.
CK: i myself will say march 14, 2014
HP: Pi day! Maybe on their first date they will eat pie
CK: yes, i didn't even realize that was Pi day, but it just goes to show how perfect a prediction it is: an anniversary to commemorate food.
AS: and there you have it folks
HP: i have never felt more confident in a prediction
CK: this was by far the most time i've taken to gather my thoughts and truly analyze the topic that i'm dealing with
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